Used to be friends our first year

Fast-forward, I’m standing here

Halls are deserted, no one in sight

Here you come from behind and body check me on the right

That’s how it started

Somewhere between then and 9^th you were evicted

For a broken window and a death threat was all it took

You’re the bully, but I get written up in the book

“Let’s play devil’s advocate,” said the Dean

Me: “what the fuck do you mean?”

Check the cameras, she bullied me

Yet, she gets off scot-free

Paying full tuition grants you immunity

Until you’re arrested for assaulting in the community

I’m on scholarship, AKA second-rate

No one else would get hurt if the Dean weren’t so fucking late