I drank a pint of beer.

I chased it with a glass of gasoline.

I filled it to the brim with the stuff.

Yea, thats the stuff.

I walked over to Joe.

"Hows the wife and kids?"

I took a swigg of Gas.

"Oh They're fine"

said joe.

I walked back to my car

Joe smoked a joint laced with crap.