What I Will Not Use In The Future
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People always ask me, “What do you want to do in the future?”
And I always respond, “I do not know.”
But I know what I will not be using in my future
I will not be using sig figs
I will not be using mathematical logs
I will not be using my vast knowledge about a political party named the Whigs
I will not be using my mastery of rhetorical devices to explain what the meaning of it is raining cats and dogs
I will not need to know the difference between para and por
Nor will I need to know how to identify a complex sentence
I will not need to know about the battles that led to wars
Or how to make a chemical equation balance
I most definitely will not need to know the function of the cell’s ribosomes
I will not need to know how to calculate how long it takes Jill to run a mile
I will not need to know what happens to our chromosomes
And I do not need to know the major export of the Nile
With all this knowledge locked up in my dome
I now know how to respond to questions about my future
Oh! By the way I will not need to know how to write a poem