Do you know that old saying?

Something borrowed

Something old

Something new

Something borrowed

Something blue?

Well, scratch the old and the blue

and try something borrowed

or something new

That essay you assign every day

over and

over

and

over again,

It's causing our talents to decay

We love to write, as do you,

but this repetition

It's turning our minds into stew.

This assignment needs to end

eventually,

preferably soon...

Or else we'll all have to pretend

to not want to beat you with

a spoon