Narcissus was cursed
He could only love himself
He made friends with the frat boys
They loved themselves as well.
Narcissus went to parties
and bragged about his muscles
He tried to pick up women
but he never learned their names.
He missed most of his classes
because He couldn't leave the bathroom
when he went to brush his teeth.
He'd sit and stare at his reflection
in the bathroom of his frat house.
His bros would laugh as he talked to himself
for hours and hours and hours.
Narcissus dropped out of college
to become a professional model,
He loved to see his pictures
and show all of his followers.
He never left the frat house
even though he wasn't a student,
because he couldnt find a roommate
he was just too selfish and always blew it.