I must inform you of an ocurrance most absurd,
a long-running line of separatio has ben blurred.
Preparing pass the church this morn,
the ghostly friar spoke with young Romeo of the Montagues
of a marital oath later to be sworn.
My mind forsaw first the face of fair Rosaline.
But lo! The youthful gentleman's heart be set
on an enemy- a Capulet.
Her Nurse was soon met
by the lover of Juliet,
who informed her of the secret affair.
Good fellow, I say!
This is the call for a tragedy, nay?
Yet the comical nurse
rushed to Juliet without coerce
to deliver the news,
unknowingly setting off a detonating fuse.
The bitter cries of two ever-feuding families I await.
For between Capulets & Montagues, there is only room for hate.