I Am... Fat
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If someone asks you to
describe my body type
tell them I'm fat.
Don't sugar coat it and tell them
Oh she's chunky
A little on the heavier side
A big girl
Tell them I'm fat
Let them know I could probably
beat them in a pizza eating contest,
or I could crush their beauty standards
with my thighs.
Tell them I'm fat.
Let them know that my thighs kiss
That my tummy rolls when I slouch
That I have cute little stretch marks
Freckling my stomach
Tell them I'm fat
Let them know that
I could play a mean Ursula.
Let those Poor Unfortunate Souls
Know that I'd love to add them to my collection of cookie cutter queens
selling their souls to be skinny
Tell them I'm fat
Let them know that I'm
"All about that bass."
And that I have no desire
In the world
To be thin.
Tell them I'm fat.
Because when I joke about my weight
People still think it's a cry for attention
Tell them I'm fat
Let them know I wear a size 18
And that I look damn good.
Tell them I'm fat because
Girls still ask me, "don't you want to be pretty?"
Well why the hell can't I be fat AND beautiful.
Why do you insist on calling me
One or the other.