There once was a homecoming game
Whose affiliation I wish to declaim
It made us all squirm
for it starred a pachyderm.
And my high school's rep became lame.
Students asked "did this really fit the budget?"
Is the school board's brain a peanut nugget
for an elephant at half time
is a most extravagant past time
And subjected us to global ridicule and judgment.
So I implore to our school's shot callers
When you ponder a way to spend our dollars
don't solicit an elephant
for we won't look intelligent
instead give it all to our school volley ballers.