Dear Donald Drumpf,

I don’t quite see the appeal

Of a walrus wearing a toupee

Shouting out obscenities while I stand here in dismay

The country is in shambles

Hell, the world!

Did you know Puerto Rico has no power?

Or could not see that from Trump Tower?

LGBTQ are fighting for rights

Gun violence has taken its toll

But you say what would we do without the amendment

No, not the first--that’s fake news-- the second

I’m sorry you couldn’t handle the big boy job

Looks like we were right

Is this real or Celebrity Apprentice

Because in my reality you are Not My President

I prefer my politicians to know politics

I want my president to be wise

I cannot believe America selected this human

You know who could do it better? A woman.

Sincerely,

Concerned citizen