Cinderelly, Cinderelly, what a beautiful girl
Made every head turn with the slightest of twirls
But now she's alone, her prince is long gone
And the once shining star is depressed and withdrawn.
Once she was shark bait, now a girl with no song
Ariel changed herself to find where she belonged
But her prince he grows tired of the unbroken silence
Wondering where went the girl of adventure and defiance.
Mulan was a hero, a warrior so strong
But eventually Shang thought her feminism wrong
A woman's place is at home, that's what he'd always been taught
And an independent woman proved more of a challenge than he thought
And Jasmine, poor Jasmine, how she married a thief
His lying and adventures caused issue beyond belief
And for the whole new world, she never could see
Why she'd made herself a home with a troubled absentee
Now Alice, dear Alice, only us two remain
And Walt knows that we both are so far from sane
Hey Alice, my Alice, won't you come out to play?
The Red Queen's been waiting and calling for days
She says it's the end now for both you and me
She'll cut off our heads for the whole world to see.
Say goodbye to the rabbit, and goodbye to your heart
For you've come back to Wonderland, where things fall apart
In this fabled perfection, happy afters are short
The quality of life all those stories distort
For love at first sight can hardly last long
And the magic by midnight is already long gone.