Professor, oh professor You're overqualified This job you have is just full of your self indulgent pride Are you really teaching, Or growing your ego? How can you sit around and smile as you watch my grades go? Professor, oh professor Im underclassified These lectures of yours leave my mouth dry This class just taught me how to get by Never to understand what, or why Forget asking questions Your mocking voice blares It causes infections Ones that swell my eyes and ears It's no longer learning Educated, a joke My focus is burningThis class is a hoax So professor, oh professor Pull your hoodwinks  Professor, oh professor This is what your student thinks.