"Work Politricks" ... (EXPLICIT Language !) A Poem written by Big Virge 26/7/2005

Location

United Kingdom

My Works ... Poli - TRICKING ... !!!!!
They're Tactics Are SICKENING ... !!!

They're Using Their Power ...
To Make People ... "cower" ... !!!

It's ALL ABOUT This ...
The Usual OLD Tricks ...

They're PROMOTING WANKERS .... !!!!!
And YES The Odd BITCH ... !!!

The Way That They Do It ..........
Is Making Me ... SICK ... !!!!

They TRY To Be Smooth ...
When Making Their Moves ...

They TRY To Make THINKERS ...
Start Wearing ... "Horse Blinkers" ... !?!

So That They ................................................................................. "don't see" ..............
Through Their Work FALLACIES ... !!!

Come ON People PLEASE ... !!!!

Somebody ... AGREE ... !?!
cos' These Days I'm Thinking ...
It Can't Just Be ME ... ?!?

Maybe It IS ... !?!

Am I ........................... "PARANOID" ............................ ?!!!?

Or Is It That I'm ...
Surrounded By BOYS ... ???

BOYS Who ......................................... Avoid ..............
COMBATTING Their Ploys ...

And GIRLS Who REALLY THINK They're SMART ... ?!?

WHY ... Because They LIKE To LICK ASS ... !!!

From Colleagues To BOSSES ...
Their Plans Are A FARCE ... !!!

THIS Is THE PROBLEM ...
Their Card Has Been MARKED ...

They're MOVING ON UP ...
By Acting Like TARTS ...

This Is Why I ...
Now NEED TO ..................................................... Depart .................. !!!!!

Cos' Working With BITCHES ...
And STUPID UPSTARTS ...
Is Making Me FEEL ...
Like It's Time To IMPART ...

Some PROOF of My Power ...
And TEAR UP Some Ass ... !!!!!

By Showing These People ...
What Lies DEEP WITHIN ...............

A Person Whose Cool ...
Is BURSTING To SIN ... !!!

They NEED To Be CAREFUL ... !!!
... Or Be A VICTIM ... !!!!!

Cos' WHATEVER Happens When ANGER Begins ...
The Devil WON'T Stop Me From FLIPPING The Script ... !!!!

I Did It Before But They NEVER Saw ...
How Many of Them I'd Knock To THE FLOOR ... !!!!!!!!!!!

This REALLY Is Stuff I DON'T Want To ... " Perform " ... !!!!!

But What Can I Do When This IS Now The Norm ... ?!?

Most Days When At Work I'm Calming MY STORM ......................

Just For THESE PEOPLE Who Like To PLAY GAMES ... ?!?
My Boss Took A YEAR To Get Used To My NAME ... !!?!!

He's From The Old School of REDNECK Type FOOL ... !!!
Who's Now USING Tactics That He SHOULD'T Use ... !!!!!

Like USING My Colleague ...
Cos' She's A ... Young FOOL ... !!!
Who CLEARLY Is STUPID ...
And NEEDS Some More School ... !!!

SCHOOLING On Life ...
And Doing Things RIGHT ...

Like SHUTTING Her Mouth ...
When Management Types ...
Are TRYING IT On ...
And SINGING Old Songs ...

When They KNOW What They're Doing ...
Is ... TOTALLY Wrong ... !!!!!

Like DENYING rises ...
Because of SURPRISES ... !!!

Like People NOT BUYING ...
Because of ... HIGH PRICES ... !!!

Or Bonus DENIAL SEE These Are The Styles ...
That Should Make A Manager Have To Stand TRIAL ... !!!!!

Their Actions Are VILE ... !!!
They FILL With NO TILES ... !?!

They Then Have THE CHEEK ...
To Sit There and SMILE ... ?!?

They DON'T LIKE MY TYPE ... !!!
Cos' What I Say ... RILES ...
WITHOUT Giving Credence ...
To BLEMISH My File ... ?!!!?

They DON'T LIKE My Demeanour ...
Cos' I Am Laid Back ...................................

But This Is Because ...
My Work DOESN'T Lack ...
A COMPLETE Inspection ... !!!
For FAULTS And Defections ...
I'm ALWAYS Prepared ...
I Use GOOD PROTECTION ... !!!!!!

Cos' Colleagues These Days ...
Are FULL OF Deceptions ....
And MANY Are SPREADING ...
Some HORRID INFECTIONS ... !!!!!!!

It Seems That Their PLAN ...
Is To Understand WHY ... ?!?

My Work Is Done SWIFTLY ...
And I ... COOL The Fan ... !!!!!!

The Answer Is Simple ...
YES I AM THE MAN ... !!!!!!!!!

Who DOESN'T Get ... "Caught ......................................................
In Their Conversations .........

They Are FULL OF DICKS ..... !!!
And Dicks LOVE A Bitch ... !!!!!

These People FOR REAL ...
Are CLEARLY Quite SICK ... !!!
Cos People Like THESE ...

Create ...

.... " Work Poli-TRICKS " ....

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