The things that make me tick...
Some you'l understand
others you'll get a kick
One thing is double standards:
Girl gets layed - she's a sex hazard
Guy gets layed - he's got swagger
This makes my mind shatter.
Second thing is for the hypocrites
Making fun of people wearing clothes that misfit
But with themselves, aren't quite realistic
Size 3 jeans on a 16 body... how'd you get into that sh*t?
Third thing is commercials that mislead
"No tears shampoo, guranteed!"
Then I figure out that they were lying
'Cause guess what? I'M CRYING!
Don't get me started on attitude
because it's like they know nothing of value
"Hey is that the new episode of CSI?"
"Nooo, it's just the show of a misunderstood fly."
Well, damn. How was I supposed to know?
So don't even begin to look at me low.
The final thing is little girls in a big world
You're what? A sixteen year old girl?
Then stop trying to cause fights about your ex
through facebook and stupid little texts.
Oh you're mad? So you're gonna get your crew?
Well, sh*t. He better run 'cause he's so screwed.
Little girl, let me tell you something.
You want to be looked at as an adult, not a kid?
That means sit down, and don't flip your lid
Learn to communicate and respect.
'Cause your original behavior was incorrect.
So these are the things that make me tick.
Things that make me want to roundhouse kick.
From double standards to whiny teenage chicks
These are the things that get my knickers in a twist.