Welfare! Welfare!

Give me Welfare!

Child one, two,  three!-that's three thousand dollars for me!

I'll sit at home and watch TV

Forget my children and let them be

I seem so sad

What I'm doing is so bad

But these three children, one day you'll see

They'll grow up to never want to be another me.

Then they'll graduate and maybe one of them may go to college to be-

A person who will stop bad parents like me!