How am I, you ask?
[You pestering aunt,
You family aquaintance
I would rather stare at a wall than make casual conversation]
There are two answers here
The first is the one that everyone gives
And the second is the honest one.
I have a question for you...
Which do you prefer?
Most people want the polite answer
They don't really care
They just want to make coversation over stuffed turkey
Well, college is good.
Well, college sucks.
I have lots of friends
I never see my friends, I'm always buried beneath books
The food is inventive
The food only tastes of sorrow
Homework is difficult, but worth it
I want to become a blanket burito instead of doing homework
Classes are good
My fingernails have to drag my tired body to my 8AMs
I love being on my own
Litearlly all I want to do is not have to pay bills
Yeah it's great
I must take a nap now, I have exhausted myself.