‘True wit is Nature to advantage dress’d’
Then he with wit has not been blessed,
For Nature gifts are not bestowed
On those behaving like a toad.
Inclined to be both brash and pushy
He likes to grab ‘em by the tushie –
Or other nether lady parts
Of women he regards as tarts.
Moving on them like a bitch
He’s stymied by a stubborn glitch,
His quarries will not ever give in
Since becoming nasty women.