Once upon a time, lived a boy who could not die
eventually. yes, but Peter was lonely at best
until one day he saw a band of brothers
who looked so happy, together, forever
so he decided to take it for himself.
Many years later, the boys became lonely
Peter grew anxious
so he found them a fairy
he trapped her in a bottle
named her Tink
and now he keeps her under the kitchen sink
when people come to visit
Peter lets them play a game
"Your names are the Lost Boys and Tinker Bell, and you are my family."
They play along
and stay a secret, for Peter is oh so lonely.