Those who can’t do, teach
But you’re incapable of both.
What good is your degree?
Search engines are your only hope.
We’re begging you to teach us!
We’re failing every test
In 13 weeks you’ve taught us nothing
Give the snarky comments a rest
We don’t know the material
But neither do you
You don’t answer most questions
And google the few you do
I waste away 90 minutes a day
Seconds tick and tick and tick
The monotony of your lectures is painful
I think I’m going to be sick
These are the thoughts race through my head
When I’m forced to hear you speak
But I resign to hold my tongue
Though you make my stomach weak.
These are the things we can not say
Though we desperately wish we could
So still we sit in silence staring
At concepts far from understood.