What, you may ask, bothers me about school?

Well, first I will tell you it’s not really cool

How every damn day I get out of bed

And do the same old thing; I’m caught on a sled.

Mix it up! Then maybe my papers wouldn't have so much drool.

Be lively and fun, be different and neat!

Ask us about the weekend; get off of repeat!

And maybe actually care that I've come to class

Instead of sitting there, head in your ass.

Be a little different, than you’d have less students asleep in a seat.