Reality Check: A Disney Clerihew

Snow White must of been on crack,

To be at the arms of a stranger and take that fruity snack

In those shoes, how could Cinderella even walk?

Or bugs like Jiminy Cricket dance and talk?

Ariel, you’re half fish, half human

And I can’t believe Pocahontas was tricked and let the white man just zoom in

 

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