Princess Bash

Once upon a time

In a land not so far away

Where the balance of good and bad

Forever sway

 

But what would happen

to the fairy tales we all know and love

Twisted and swerved

With things unheard of

 

Cinderella,

a story of rags to riches

Was chopping off toes

Of her step sister snitches

 

And what of Snow White

Our little chore slacker

Was now popping hotter

Than a chinese firecracker

 

Maybe Rapunzel

The princess of lettuce

To her prince blinding mother

We don't give much credit

 

Let move on to the princess of the sea

The little mermaid, Ariel

drowned in

A seafoam burial

 

Maybe even the honorable Fa Mulan

The chinese warrior

Who chased the huns

Back across the chinese barrier

 

Pocahontas

An indian realistically killed

By an in the illnesses

The white men brought and milled

 

Princess aurora

The sleeping beauty

Though skipping on

Her princessly duty

 

The louisianian princess

Tiana, who kissed a frog

Who turned out to be a prince

A royal pain in t-- underdog

 

Back to another Belle

Off on her book quest

Want to take her stalker, Gaston?

Please, be her guest

 

Maybe the middle eastern sultress Jasmine

The flower royal with a tiger

Who decided to marry a man

Who decided it was best to lie to her

 

Lady merida from Clan Donbrach

With her head of flaming locks

Shooting three arrow for her own hand

Marking her a princess of the unorthodox

 

A chief’s daughter, Moana

To the ocean she is connected

Set off to save her island

To slow the death it was subjected

 

Now to the lovestruck anna

Of the Kingdom of Arendelle

But when love is an open door

A frozen heart she has befell

 

To none other than her sister

Queen Elsa with a castle of ice

Though in an honest opinion

A place to sit would be nice

 

A gypsy princess you do not remember

Esmerelda, a priests “HellFire”

With the hunchback of Notre Dame

Her bravery it shall require

 

The final princess forgotten in time

Princess Eilonway with a black cauldron

Sat and watched Gurgi jump

And die in the concoction

 

Once upon a time

In a land not so far away

Where the balance of good and bad

Forever sway

 

But what would happen

to the fairy tales we all know and love

Twisted and swerved

With thing unheard of

 

The princesses of Disney

And the princesses of Grimm

Had their cheerful light

Eternally dim

 

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