I lie, I steal, I cheat, I corrupt

I don't listen, I don't glisten,

I fight, I argue, I whine, I pout,

I don't agree, I don't plea,

My colleagues and I, are all incompetent,

We all compete, but we all get the same results,

It's just like the lesser of two evils,

I'm greedy, I'm corrupted, I'm a thief,

I steal from my countrymen, I steal from my neighbors,

I always promote progress, but what is the oppotsite of progress,

I work in congress, but we all get the same reults.