The myth, the legend; Kraft Punk Lives Forever

Helmet of Steel, Decorated with Mac & Cheese

Hands occupied with Kraft Singles I see


A formidable force of nature

House music is his favorite


And what I tell you is no lie 

as he said “Did you guys know I cannot die?” 


He shot himself 15 times in the head 

The man who saved us all I learned


Kraft Punk is his name 

A hidden camera show is his game


Overencumbered with emotion

I tried to sit with all my devotion 


A slice a cheese I found in my butt

What could explain such a stroke of Luck?


“There’s a Hidden Camera There,

There’s a Hidden Camera There”


Exclaimed Kraft Punk.



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