Sh*t You Cant Say To Your Teacher

Through the doors and into the class

Thoughts of boredom begin to pass

If only I could sleep

Count herds of sheep

Someone just kick his ass!

“Johnny!” Mr. Boulder screams

Poor kid looks up from his dreams

Homework for class

He forgot to pass

Someone just help him please

A man who is on the attack

Hungry for slackers in the back

He lives alone

No one for his own

This man needs to get it in the sack

Although our disdain is deep

We continue to learn from this creep

All this in my head

If only I could spread

He will always be just a “beep!”

                                                            -Rex McKenzie

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