I've never had an owner Yelped, whined..those didn't work
And you've never had a pet I waited for you to sleep.Then ran away;
I suppose we'd make a great match, I bet. Only to get caught the next day.
I was minutes from being euthanized, As punishment you starved me thin
But I was being scrutinized Laying there I eventually realized,
by you to be adopted. I'd rather be euthanized.
I couldn't believe my fate;
Would've been a gonner at this rate.
No.I was set free.
You were friendly at first,
That I could underestand.
However, you gave me the back of your hand.
I fetched you things, tried to behave;
You still beat me like a slave.
I was miserable---I would remember;
Wouldn't feel any better, but worse, come December.
That stuff you'd drink made you scary
Especially your fat neighbor..."Uncle Larry"
I wanted to tell you to stop;