Like Jupiter, his face always features at least one giant red spot
And Saturn's rings have found a second home beneath his eyes
The stifling clouds of Venus emanate from his throat
His eyes take on the hue of Mars
The craters of the Moon rival those in his skin
I hope his mouth doesn't look like Uranus
For Uranus' sake
The orbit of Neptune scarcely would fit within his nostrils
Even Mercury cannot orbit the sun as quickly as his appearance repels its viewers
How can the Earth tolerate such an alien creature?
He ought to be expelled from the solar system.
A man like Pluto.