We know the story of Red Riding Hood
And that lecherous wolf she met in the wood
But what if the wolf hadn't wanted a snack?
Would Red have been able to find her way back?
The wolf crept along among bush and tree
As Red stayed on her path humming quietly
When out jumped the wolf to give her a fright
And Little Red and her hood were quick to take flight
The wolf pursued and gave quite a chase
He cornered Red in an unknown place
As for help Little Red began to send
The wolf cried, "please, just be my friend!"
Little Red thought and thought and thought
Maybe the woods weren't so bad a spot
So Red took the wolf in her arms and agreed
And the pair skipped off victoriously
Remember now, if you want to make friends
You just need to ask and your heart will soon mend
If our world joins together in harmony
Like Red and the wolf we can live in safety.