Why are you going so slow?

Don't you know you're on the left side of the road?

I am trying to go fast, 

Why won't you let me get past?

There are three other lanes.

Can't you see you're being a pain?

Move over you fool,

I'm trying to get to school!

I've got an important class,

That's why I'm riding your ass. 

I'm usually not rude,

But if I'm one minute late I'm totally screwed.