Florida isn't New Russia
They're not going to start a war.
There's no black hole in Sweden
and no seamonsters near our shore.
Quit making students prove
That time doesn't exist
In an essay for which
you couldn't give two shits.
Started reading Shakespeare's Hamlet
Almost didn't make it through
You got tired of our voices
And tried to quit before Act II
Had us read from aged textbooks
Told us Nixon was alright
Made us answer every question
Couldn't say if we were right
Your chair is torn apart
The room's a cluttered mess
You care more about your dubstep
than about your english class
You don't do crap and get your pay
Write "music" to seem cool
I'm almost certain you smoke pot
Every day before and after school.
I'm done with sitting through your nonsense
Listening to your paranoid beliefs
Sayonara, there's that ring-a-ring
The bells bring me sweet relief.