How Graceful Am I?
burned 4 Fingers by hitting
my Lamp instead of the snooze button
dropped my phone on my cat, earning a huge scratch on my Arm
put dish soap in the Washer and filled the room with suds
spilled smoothie on my Laptop, phone, and graphics tablet
gave myself a paper cut on my Eye
fumbled with a Soapy glass vial and
watched it Shatter on the floor