While others in this world sit in starvation and misery
We gather as a nation to bitch and whine.
I mean why not?
Aside from a good education,
A roof over our heads,
People who love us,
And countless opportunities to succeed,
Our first world lives suck!
We are a bunch of pansies
We don't know one thing about suffering
Sure, we have our troubles.
We can over come them.
You have depression
That's honestly terrible
Has it never occured to your dumb ass to see a therapist?
It can be hard, but you have the opportunity to resolve your issues.
Others are not so fortunate.
But I am the crazy one.
who am I to suggest you put down your razor,
And stop harming your beautiful body.
Let's preach about how we were shamed for our anorexia
By shaming people bigger than us
Do that, and you become no better than the shamers in which you shamed for shaming you.
Gather around the burning moronic bush.
Inhale the smoke of brainlessness
Become a fellow moron, conforming to the community codes
Soak in the sea of sorrowcand self pity.
Become a unthinking, over-feeling member of society.