Free Will

Free will, Free will, Free will,

Oh how I hate to pay my bills, 

 

The government sucks,

As all we do is give them great bucks,

In Washington they do nothing but screw everything up,

That's why we must take everything including our pups,

The people all laugh at the idiots in office,

That's why none of us care about the morons in the caucus,

 

Free will, Free will, Free will,

Oh how I hate to pay my bills,

 

Destiny is stupid,

As no one believes in poor baby Cupid,

Love is tough,

Because the days go rough,

Politicians are home wreckers,

Just ask Mr. Pecker,

His real name is Carlos Danger,

And boy does he grow stranger,

 

Free will, Free will, Free will,

Oh how I hate to pay my bills,

 

There's a sign in Washington,

It says get laid and get out while you still have your oxygen,

The government says they work for the people,

But let's be honest, they care more about the sepal,

The government decides our own fate,

It's only too bad I can't get a date,

 

Free will, Free will, Free will,

Oh how I hate to pay my bills,

 

The economy is in the toilet,

While our politicians on their fake voyage,

The IRS forces us to pay,

And yet our country puts our debt on display,

The government can't tell us what to do,

As they can't even be true,

 

Free will, Free will, Free will,

Oh how I hate to pay my bills.

 

 

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