Can’t you see the class asleep?
Open eyes are hard to keep.
Stocks, bonds, and companies
are complicated, next topic please!
Don’t teach us vocabulary words,
or the SEC’s records.
Don’t show us boring documentaries,
or the different types of equities.
Refrain from exposing to us the dangers of investing,
really, all your lectures are agonizing.
Maybe opening our own bank account is a new way
to grab our attention today.
We can actually do something productive
and I guarantee the class will be attentive.
Just add a monetary incentive to any assignment
and our enthusiasm will remain permanent.