Eargasm
I love resolutions But not just any kind It’s not that I’m picky But there’s one in particular That induces beautiful heart palpitations And the grooviest finger spasms Don’t misunderstand I’m not a masochist Rather, I’d like to think of myself As a relatable realist I too admire cooperation Among world leaders who Against all odds seek resolutions ‘Tis a beautiful ending too Or when our favorite characters Reach the high point of their tales And sink deep into our human nature Putting our hearts up for sale Yet, as lifesaving Or heartwarming, or frustrating As these conclusions can be The resolution I speak of Involves a bit more math I know what it is that you are assuming So to avoid any and all confusion And to ensure that I maintain your attention This is equally satisfying without any calculating This resolution, of which I speak so fondly Occurs when the dominant five seven chord Returns to the one chord so pleasantly Though, to this I assure you there is even more Play this with a minor tonic And the relationship becomes all the more ironic As the flat seven thrashes about Towards the major third only trying to stick out The duo shouldn’t work Yet I find my interest nevermore sold Infact, the trio of these and the fifth Riddle the chord with grime and filth Put these two minor thirds on each other And you’ll find the chaos is quite a bother Now the irony comes flooding in There’s still more tension to make you cringe Typically the resolution to the major tonic Would be sonically sweet But this time it’s minor And in my opinion, significantly finer The conflict temporarily subsides As you expect a resolution between the three sides But when the minor triad is formed A whole new monster is born Although it is a resolution And by its very nature, it’s peaceful Because of the minor absolution The chord remains fearful You try hard to deny this But it lingers as though you missed a key detail And that detail ensues to become the next world crisis Or the plot to your favorite character’s sequel That balance between peace and chaos Is a fine line we’ve worshipped for generations Is that not why we created gods? This is merely it’s musical interpretation Some people need religion As a means for maintaining their sanity I’ve never subscribed to such notions But I can see why for some it’s an absolute necessity Because for me If there were one thing I’d absolutely die without It would have to be That five one resolution without a doubt