Don't text and drive
But that's for a car
Text and bike?
You already know
Bikes are useful to get around
So are skateboards
Which gets negative critic?
The one you don't hold on to
You can hear the wheels spin
So you know when the board is coming
Can't hear a bikes wheel though
Close your eyes and hope for no impact
I don't like bicyclists with headphones on
I can't hear you
You can't hear me
Feel like a married couple about to get divorced
Don't know how to ride a bike
Probably shouldn't be then
Need to text someone when driving?
No wonder you don't have a car
Bicycles are deadly
Can you imagine a bicyclist and a student
At least with a skateboard, you would hear the danger coming