Oh to have a beard,

that is my dearest wish. 

I am so smooth and hairless

just like a little fish. 

 

It would be smooth and silky

like ladies underwear

attached to my chinny chin chin

Oh to have a hair! 

 

I can haz a big  bushes?

I can haz whispy strings?

I can grow mine taches?

decorating them with things?

 

I want to join the crowd

and all the glorious shavers

With foam and cuts and cologne and screams!

But i guess I save money on razors..

 

 

 

 - in honour of my man-friend. A beard does not make a Man. (or a woman)