Master Butthole
My girlfriend has Siri call her
"Master Butthole,"
But because she has the Spanish settings on,
It's pronounced
"Master Butt-hoe-lay,"
I think it's hilarious, and I think that she's
awesome.
My girlfriend can make me laugh,
cry, make me want to
work hard so that we can go on
awesome dates.
On which she'll probably make me laugh
she might make me cry,
But in the end she'll still be that
weird, unexpected, stubborn,
yet lovely and undeniable love of my life.
And I think that's
awesome.
This poem is about:
Me