You Make Me Feel Like I Need To Pee
If you cry more, you’ll pee less
so i often do
during the time of night
when you’d make me need to pee
And it doesn't hurt at first
in fact, it tickles
and i dance
but you don’t want to dance with me
and the tickles are beginning to sting
and i know i should really go now
Because i know and you know
that holding in your pee isn't good for you
yet i'm raising my hand
and i've said please
but you’re that teacher
who won't let me go pee.