If you cry more, you’ll pee less

so i often do

during the time of night

when you’d make me need to pee

And it doesn't hurt at first

in fact, it tickles

and i dance

but you don’t want to dance with me

and the tickles are beginning to sting

and i know i should really go now

Because i know and you know

that holding in your pee isn't good for you

yet i'm raising my hand

and i've said please

but you’re that teacher

who won't let me go pee.