I wish I could see the sea
But I’m landlocked in this city
Omaha’s is just fine
And even if I had something to do
With all of my free time
I would probably just stream
Netflix and Hulu
Stay home on the weekends
And Bing watch TV

Nature may be beautiful to you
But beauty can also be
A giant crane building a skyscraper
Fuck the animals, fuck the woods
I want to see more neighborhoods
With many exotic restaurants
To order out when I am drunk

I don’t care if the world burns
It really does not concern
The way that I live my life
I eat a prime rib every night
Throw away my car batteries
Into the Missouri river

I’m a conservative
We live for today
We don’t care about tomorrow
That’s someone else’s problem
Al Gore can go fuck a duck
Shove his Nobel Prize up his butt
And I’ll live my life the way I want