I didn't think I'd be here, this isn't what I had in mind.

It smells a little old and feels a little strange and looks a little dark.

I expected something, brighter, maybe fringed with lace?
I expected something softer, maybe upholstered with satin?
I expected something warmer and cleaner and safer and richer and stronger and better.
Just better.

Who are you?

Did you plan this out? No? ... Maybe I just did something wrong. The blueprints must not have been sent out. Lost in the mail, huh? I knew it....

That's okay. We'll work with it. I've got you now so it's okay. It's actually shaping up quite nicely. Wow...

Aren't You Impressed?

Mmmmm....breathe in that sweet smell. Like that new car smell or that clean laundry smell or that fresh cut grass smell. So beautiful here, with you, and me...

Hand me that...wait you're leaving? Now?! I need you... you were helping me in the place. Helping me clean it up a bit.
Oh, You Can't Even Hear Me Now...

Fine, I'll sit down than for awhile. rethink this mess. figure it out. take a moment. breathe. breathe... Breathe! ComeOn... geez I'mFreakingOut.

It's Like I've Been Trapped For Years. I Can Almost Smell The Rot. The Walls Are Closing In and The Lights Are Dimming..... I can feel the end approaching now. Oh Shit Oh Shit...

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It smells so old and looks so strange and GodDammit it's so dark!