"Were You Asked THAT ... ?!?" (Sexually Explicit !) ... A Poem written by Big Virge 9/7/2006

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United Kingdom

LADIES If Men Ask You THIS ...

"Would you like to go out, for a couple of drinks ?"

DON'T Reply ...." I've got a boyfriend " ... !?!

That's NOT An Answer To The Question ... !!!

Say NO FIRST YES It May Hurt ...
But REAL MEN Will Not Ask Again ... !!!

AND One More Thing ...

We're Asking YOU Out NOT Your Boyfriend ... !!!!!

A Drink Is A Drink NOT Sucking Dick .... !!!
Or Getting Engaged And Having Kids ... !!!!!!!

If You Are Asked THAT ...
I Can Understand Your Wish To Put Up ... " RESISTANCE " ... !!!!!!

But Come On Girls DON'T Act As Though ...
The Words You've Heard Are Asking You To SELL Your Soul ... !?!

I Guess Most Think That's ALL MENS' Goal ...
To Get You Drunk And You Know WHAT ... !!?!!

What Does That Say ABOUT ... YOUR MIND ... ??!??

Are You Inclined ...
To Think of Things Like ... " Getting Laid " ... ?!?

Were You Asked THAT ... !?!
Come On Now Girls Stick To The FACTS ... !!!!!

Your Attitude Leaves MEN Confused And That's The TRUTH ... !!!

It's NOT JUST ME Trust Me BELIEVE ... !!!!!

Most Men Now Feel Like ... " What's The Deal ? " ...

Why Do Women Act Like One Night Out ...
Means Lying Down Flat On Their Back ... ?!?

If You DON'T Want That Then Just Say THAT ... !!!!!

But DON'T Put Up An Act Then Lie Down FLAT ...
For A Lad With Cash Whose Got THE CHAT ... !!!

Cos' Now We All KNOW ...
There Are PLENTY of Women Who Live Like THAT ... !!!!!

As Well As THOSE ...
With WEAK Boyfriends Who Then Suggest ...

... " There are NO STRONG MEN ! " ...

Try Asking THEM DIRECT Questions ...
You're Bound To Find They've Got PROBLEMS ... !!!!!

Now Girls If You Jump INTO Different Beds ...
BEFORE Your Ex ... Has Left Your Head ....

It's CLEAR You Make Your OWN Problems ... !!!

Don't Then RESIST A Simple Drink ...
Because of .... " PAST Relationships " .... !!!

I Know This Sounds A Little Harsh But THINK BEFORE You Make Remarks ...
That Then Resound Like Shots Fools Make When In The Dark ... !!!

Try Making Movements In The LIGHT ... !!!
Before You Find Yourself With Guys ...
Who Make You SIGH Because Things Aren't Right ... !!!!!

I'm Saying Girls ...
DON'T Try To Read Between The Lines ...
And DON'T Try To MISLEAD In Your Replies ... !!!

Replies In Text Or Otherwise ....
May Cut Things OFF Before You've Tried ... !!!

If You Wanna Say NO Then Just SAY SO .... !!!!!!!!

Make Up Your Mind And Stick To Guys Who You DO LIKE ... !!!!!

DON'T Step To MEN Who Make You Want To Spread Your Legs ... !!!
Unless You're READY To Have .... " SEX " .... !!!!!!!!!

If Words Like Those Make You Feel UPSET ... ?

I Guess You're Just NOT READY YET ... !!!
For Men Like ME Who Are DIRECT ... !!!!!

DIRECT In What We're Asking For ...

If I Want To See A Woman On ALL FOURS ...
I Know The Koo There A PLENTY of Whores ... !!!

So ... If I Say ....

.... "I'd like to get to know you more !"

Then ... TRUST In THAT ... !!!

Cos' THAT'S The Score And That's A FACT ... !!!!!

I Know MOST Men Are NOT That Straight ... !!!
In FACT These Days Some Womens' Ways ...

May Well Make Men VEER OFF The Straight .... !!!!!!!!

So Come On Girls Let's NOT Play Games ... !!!

Man With Woman Is How We're Made ... !!!!!

If Sex Is What You REALLY WANT ... !!!!!!
Then Just SAY SO And Like Marvin Said ...

........... " Let's Get It On " .......... !!!!!

But Girls DON'T Assume That All Men Do ...
Is Think of Moves To Just .... Sex You .... !!!

Of Course There Are Quite A Few Like THAT ... !!!!!

But DON'T Presume We're ALL SEX MAD ... !!!!!

When You're Hearing Chat Up Lines ...
Take Them IN And Then REWIND ... !!!!

DON'T Sit There Making ... " Assumptions " ...
Deal Straight Up With CLEAR Questions ...

Of Course Some Moves Are ... " Motive Led " ...
But DON'T Be QUICK To Just REJECT ... !!!
Because of Words A Man Has Said ...
We ALL Have To Use THE SAME Alphabet ... !!!!!

The Language of Sex Is The Same Everywhere ... !!!

As Are The Moves To Get Into Your Heart and Soul ...
Come On Now Girls You KNOW How It Goes ... !!!!!

You'll Hear The OLD LINES ...
Time And AGAIN ... " You're gorgeous babe !!! " ...

Is Simple And PLAIN ...
Would You Rather Men Said ... ?

... " GIRL, FIX UP YOUR FACE ! " ...

.... "Can I take you out ?" ....

May Mean Just THAT ...
NOT ... "Will you take your panties down ?" ...

And If Men Ask You Out For Drinks ...
It May Not Mean ... "Will you spread those lips ?" ...

DON'T Start To Create YOUR VERSION of The Script ...

Come On Now ... THINK ...

.............. " Were You Asked THAT !?! " .....................

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