Turning Fifty
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I haven’t known you that long,
Otherwise I would have written a song,
Or given a gift,
But that would put your mind in a rift.
You’re now turning fifty
So I made something nifty
That would help you through the years
Hold back the tears
Your bones will quake
Your back will ache
Your joints really squeak
And down g your cheeks
And what’s this, your wife?
Yelling with strife
You cannot hear
Is that something about a bear?
You become quite impossible
Seems more trips to the hospital
Because you would not call
Someone else the voltages install
Now that’s just the fifties
Wait till we get to the sixties
Now this could be bad
Try not to be mad
You wake up at night
Not able to sleep, what a fright
Wait a sec,
Who’s this woman beside you?
When you get up in the morn
You look down in scorn
while your kids all suck sweets
You think of your fake teeth
You blood pressure’s high
About your weight you lie
You forget things, too
Like did I put on a shoe
So here’s what’s in store
For a man turning fifty
Don’t get too antsy
Next year I’ll do sixties!