"It is too early to be worrying about Trig"

"Cam you not tell us about how your husband doesn't love you?"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"How about we learn about something interesting today and not about gonads"

"When is lunch?"

"You idiot, you are a teacher and you can't even spell correctly"

"How did you even become a teacher?"

"Thanks for the spit."

"Get your butt out of my face."

"Maybe if you didn't spend the period lecturing us about how unbehaved we are we would make better testscores."

"Can you please pipe down?"

"It is 3:00PM. Screw you, I'm out, DUECES"