Teetotalism is the practice of complete abstinence of alcoholic drinks;

Alcoholic beverages really stink.


As a Muslim, I practice teetotalism and what I'm saying is true;

Practicing teetotalism is what everybody should do.


President Donald Trump practices teetotalism, which is really great;

Alcoholic drinks are what he really hates.


Whoever is suffering from heart disease should practice teetotalism and what I'm saying is right;

Anyone can practice teetotalism, regardless if you're black, yellow, red, brown, or white.


It's cool to know that President Trump practices teetotalism everyday;

Teetotalism is awesome and that's all I have to say.

This poem is about: 
Our world


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