Teetotalism
Teetotalism is the practice of complete abstinence of alcoholic drinks;
Alcoholic beverages really stink.
As a Muslim, I practice teetotalism and what I'm saying is true;
Practicing teetotalism is what everybody should do.
President Donald Trump practices teetotalism, which is really great;
Alcoholic drinks are what he really hates.
Whoever is suffering from heart disease should practice teetotalism and what I'm saying is right;
Anyone can practice teetotalism, regardless if you're black, yellow, red, brown, or white.
It's cool to know that President Trump practices teetotalism everyday;
Teetotalism is awesome and that's all I have to say.