I came to school for an education.

They promised me a brighter future.

However, with teachers as incompetent as mine,

I think I'm gonna need a tutor.

No I don't want to hear about your problems. 

Believe me, I have my own.

I have a Chem quiz and a Trig test,

And I taught myself alone.

I spend 8 hours on homework

And I don't know why I do them.

I can rest assured,

Just like the 9 times before,

that my teacher will spill coffee and ruin them.

Teachers shouldn't have tenure,

Because they don't care if they teach.

However, when students get a 65,

They have to hear their parent's speech.

Please pick up the chalk and start the lesson,

Because failing high school causes great depression.