My mind is a peculiar thing

So many ways to interest me

But I do not like people yelling

Asperger's can do that to a guy like me

But stuff like hockey and football,

NASCAR, fishing, and Scouting

are my favorite of all

they never leave me pouting

Doctor Who I could talk about a long time

or The Three Stooges keeping me smiling

YouTube is always a good way to spend time

Or playing a simulator because I enjoy flying

Lots of things interest me

But first you have to talk to me.