The Storms We Made Last Night
The Storms we made last night
Sent the birds flying
To calmer pastures
Lest they feared dying
The Storms we made last night
Shook the hotel to its foundations
The chaplain surely wondered,
"The apocalypse or the great coronation?"
The Storms we made last night
Sent the chandelier through the floor
Edgar Allen Poe surely wondered,
"Usher's house falling again? Or Lenore?'
The Storms we made last night
Sent the guests under their desks and tables
Wondering, "This is neither California nor Japan.
Why is this earthquake so able?""
The Storms we made last night
Turned the pool and hot tubs into a giant moat
This is what happens
When the Bull interacts witrh the Goat
The Storms we made last night
Got us banned from the hotel
Well the food tasted like shit
So what the hell
The Storms we made last night
Was the result of our, "I do"
So here's to us- together
Until 2092