There once was a girl from New York,
Who loved to eat with a spork,
She rooted for the Mets,
She wrote a lot of checks,
And she earned more money at her work!
There once was a man from New Jersey,
Who’s hair was very very curly,
His wife was from New York,
She loved to eat with a spork,
And he bought her a cat that was furry!
There once was a father from Texas,
Who always ate all of his breakfast,
His daughter from New York,
Moved away with her work,
And the father was extremely jealous!