State Limericks

 

There once was a girl from New York,

Who loved to eat with a spork,

She rooted for the Mets,

She wrote a lot of checks,

And she earned more money at her work!

 

There once was a man from New Jersey,

Who’s hair was very very curly,

His wife was from New York,

She loved to eat with a spork,

And he bought her a cat that was furry!

 

There once was a father from Texas,

Who always ate all of his breakfast,

His daughter from New York,

Moved away with her work,

And the father was extremely jealous!

 

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