What’s going on man?
I’m no batman
But i can clearly unravel the mystery present
You’re not currently very pleasant
In fact you are darn right unpleasant
With hurricanes increasing by the summer
With wildfires every midsummer
Earthquakes and tsunamis a real bummer
And don't get me started on the human newcomers
The human strife and conflict neverending
But no go on pretending
That there’s nothing impending
Sorry if I sound condescending
But do you get the message I’m sending
I need you to fix the world I live in
I really need a win
So ditch the gin
And find the linchpin
It’s not my job to fix you
It’s not my fault I was born into this zoo
Don’t blame me for wanting to ditch this canoe
Why should I put forth an effort today?
When I could lay around and pray
You are on your own.