Dear world,

What’s going on man?

I’m no batman

But i can clearly unravel the mystery present

 

You’re not currently very pleasant

 

In fact you are darn right unpleasant

 

With hurricanes increasing by the summer

 

With wildfires every midsummer

 

Earthquakes and tsunamis a real bummer

 

And don't get me started on the human newcomers

 

The human strife and conflict neverending

 

But no go on pretending

 

That there’s nothing impending

 

Sorry if I sound condescending

 

But do you get the message I’m sending

 

I need you to fix the world I live in

 

I really need a win

 

So ditch the gin

 

And find the linchpin

 

It’s not my job to fix you

 

It’s not my fault I was born into this zoo

 

Don’t blame me for wanting to ditch this canoe

 

Why should I put forth an effort today?

 

When I could lay around and pray

 

You are on your own.

 

Sincerely,

Human.