Can’t you see?
These big bright lights are bugging me!
I woke up early,
Did not eat,
So my hair’d be curled, nice, and neat.
I took the bus,
So full of gum,
A piece under the seat got stuck to my thumb.
And when I got to school,
Too early to care,
My crush had his hands in my best-friend’s hair.
When I went to eat,
My lunch at noon,
I had packed a yogurt, but had no spoon.
When I got to PE,
Late of course,
I found I’d bled through my cheerleading shorts.
And just when I thought,
The day couldn’t get worse,
You gave me an essay for tonight’s homework.
So thank you, Teacher,
For making my day,
Even better, with the addition of your wonderful essay!